You own it. No subscription. No lock-in. No platform tax.
It knows your suppliers, your customers, your processes. It remembers everything.
Every day it gets smarter about how your business works.
This is a grandfathered rate. Whatever this costs anyone else in the future — you will always pay what you pay today. Forever.
This isn't AI running around the internet spending your savings on subscriptions you don't understand. This is your own private brain. Helping you be organised. Helping you be stress-free. Helping you enjoy the business you built — your baby.
Built on the Worzel Gummidge model — proven, working, and already running in 16 live communities across the UK. Different heads for different jobs. All of it British-built, locally rooted, and yours to keep. No Silicon Valley. No data harvested. No subscription that quietly doubles.
Full install · Founder membership · your whole team as Elders · 20 gift memberships · I come to you personally. Open to every Chamber member while I'm still local. When I leave — this rate leaves with me.
⭐ Secure your rate — £500 →If you or any employee is neurodivergent — Autistic, ADHD, dyslexic — the DWP may fund this entirely through the Access to Work scheme. Ask me how.
This is a grandfathered rate. Whatever this costs anyone else in the future — you will always pay what you pay today. Forever.
Built on the Worzel Gummidge model — proven, working, and already running in 16 live communities across the UK. British-built, locally rooted, yours to keep. No Silicon Valley. No data harvested. No subscription that quietly doubles.
Full install · Founder membership · your whole team as Elders · 20 gift memberships · I come to you personally. Open to every Chamber member while I'm still local. When I leave — this rate leaves with me.
Secure your rate online: buy.stripe.com/00w5kDdAT5bM0bv61FfrW07
If you or any employee is neurodivergent — Autistic, ADHD, dyslexic — the DWP may fund this entirely through the Access to Work scheme. Ask me how.
"He walked in thinking Skynet. He walked out signing up for Claude. That's what 20 minutes with me looks like. People are scared of AI because they see it used badly. I show you what it looks like when someone uses it well. If I can build 16 live tools from scratch — you can absolutely manage your supplier notes. Just be kind."