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The SpicyDrive

I install a working AI brain
in your business.
In 20 minutes.

You own it. No subscription. No lock-in. No platform tax.
It knows your suppliers, your customers, your processes. It remembers everything. Every day it gets smarter about how your business works.

⭐ Secure your rate — £500 →
16 Live apps built
30+ Years online
£500 One-time fee
20 Minutes to install
What You Get

A private AI that works for you — not for Silicon Valley.

The demo is the pitch. I don't need a slide deck. I need your laptop and 20 minutes. You name the problem. We solve it. Then you tell me when to start.
Pricing

Simple. One price. Yours forever.

Starter Pack
£500
once · yours forever

Install & Go

Thumb drive install · AI brain setup · your knowledge base · one full walkthrough session · plain English docs throughout
Keep The Fire Burning
£150–300
per month · or save 2 months annually

We Manage It For You

Everything above · monthly brain updates · new tools added · You → FeelFamous Founder · Staff → Elder memberships · Gift Villager memberships for customers & suppliers · WhatsApp support
Chipping Sodbury Chamber — Founding Rate
⭐ Founding Rate — First 5 Only
You will be first.
You will never pay more.

This is a grandfathered rate. Whatever this costs anyone else in the future — you will always pay what you pay today. Forever.

This isn't AI running around the internet spending your savings on subscriptions you don't understand. This is your own private brain. Helping you be organised. Helping you be stress-free. Helping you enjoy the business you built — your baby.

Built on the Worzel Gummidge model — proven, working, and already running in 16 live communities across the UK. Different heads for different jobs. All of it British-built, locally rooted, and yours to keep. No Silicon Valley. No data harvested. No subscription that quietly doubles.

Full install · Founder membership · your whole team as Elders · 20 gift memberships · I come to you personally. Open to every Chamber member while I'm still local. When I leave — this rate leaves with me.

⭐ Secure your rate — £500 →
💚 Access to Work — DWP Funding

If you or any employee is neurodivergent — Autistic, ADHD, dyslexic — the DWP may fund this entirely through the Access to Work scheme. Ask me how.

"
He walked in thinking Skynet. He walked out signing up for Claude. That's what 20 minutes with me looks like. People are scared of AI because they see it used badly. I show you what it looks like when someone uses it well. If I can build 16 live tools from scratch — you can absolutely manage your supplier notes. Just be kind.
— Chris P Taylor, Doc Strange
Who This Is For
Independent retailers Trades businesses Hospitality & cafes Letting agents Accountants & bookkeepers Therapists & practitioners Anyone who says "I know I should be using AI..."
Chris P Taylor
Doc Strange  ·  SpicyDrive Installer  ·  Bristol
chris@chrisptee.co.uk
chrisptee.co.uk
💬 WhatsApp +44 7976 884254
The SpicyDrive
I install a working AI brain in your business.
In 20 minutes.
You own it. No subscription. No lock-in. No platform tax.
It knows your suppliers, your customers, your processes. It remembers everything.
16Live apps built
30+Years online
£500One-time fee
20 minsTo install
What You Get
  • A private AI that knows your business — nobody else can access it. It lives on your machine.
  • A knowledge base that compounds — every session it learns more. Supplier details. Customer notes. Processes. Deadlines. Never lost.
  • No tech knowledge required — if you can open a browser, you can use this.
  • No subscriptions to anything — pay once, own it forever.
  • One session with Chris — you name the most annoying repeating problem. We solve it while you watch.
  • Done in 20 minutes — from plug-in to your first working session.
The demo is the pitch. I don't need a slide deck. I need your laptop and 20 minutes. You name the problem. We solve it. Then you tell me when to start.
Starter Pack
£500
once · yours forever

Install & Go

Thumb drive install · AI brain setup · knowledge base · walkthrough session · plain English docs
Keep The Fire Burning
£150–300
per month · or save 2 months annually

We Manage It For You

Everything above · monthly updates · You → Founder · Staff → Elders · gift memberships · WhatsApp support
⭐ Chipping Sodbury Chamber — Founding Rate — First 5 Only
You will be first. You will never pay more.

This is a grandfathered rate. Whatever this costs anyone else in the future — you will always pay what you pay today. Forever.

Built on the Worzel Gummidge model — proven, working, and already running in 16 live communities across the UK. British-built, locally rooted, yours to keep. No Silicon Valley. No data harvested. No subscription that quietly doubles.

Full install · Founder membership · your whole team as Elders · 20 gift memberships · I come to you personally. Open to every Chamber member while I'm still local. When I leave — this rate leaves with me.

Secure your rate online: buy.stripe.com/00w5kDdAT5bM0bv61FfrW07

💚 Access to Work — DWP Funding

If you or any employee is neurodivergent — Autistic, ADHD, dyslexic — the DWP may fund this entirely through the Access to Work scheme. Ask me how.

"He walked in thinking Skynet. He walked out signing up for Claude. That's what 20 minutes with me looks like. People are scared of AI because they see it used badly. I show you what it looks like when someone uses it well. If I can build 16 live tools from scratch — you can absolutely manage your supplier notes. Just be kind."

— Chris P Taylor, Doc Strange
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"I didn't want to leave this lovely village before letting you know what I have, what I'm doing — and how, when you see me again, we will be a household name."
Chris P Taylor · Chipping Sodbury · World domination through kindness
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